FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW, MY NAME IS BRETT SCHMELTZ...AND I AM A HUGE BITCH. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DO KNOW ME, YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW BIG OF A BITCH I AM. I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I'VE GOT BITCHITIS, I WAS BORN WITH IT. MY MOM USED TO TELL ME I WAS "SPECIAL" WHEN I WAS LITTLE. SHE HAS SINCE TOLD ME SHE CALLED ME "SPECIAL" BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO USE SUCH A HARSH WORD AS BITCH. PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ME ANY COMMENTS, OPINIONS, AND SUGGESTIONS BELOW. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO REALIZE WHAT A TRUE BITCH I AM.
-BITCH –noun 1. a female dog. 2. a female of canines generally. 3. Slang. a. a malicious, unpleasant, selfish person, esp. a woman. b. a lewd woman. 4. Slang. a. a complaint. b. anything difficult or unpleasant: The test was a bitch. c. anything memorable, esp. something exceptionally good: That last big party he threw was a real bitch. –verb (used without object) 5. Slang. to complain; gripe: They bitched about the service, then about the bill. –verb (used with object) 6. Slang. to spoil; bungle (sometimes fol. by up): He bitched the job completely. You really bitched up this math problem.